Thanks to our holidays, killing time in the car and Donald Trump, I’ve heard lots of great jokes lately. Joke telling is a dying art, unless you’re a late night talk show host or you’re an internet joke junkie. My Dad used to be a great joke teller. I don’t have his gift, but luckily I do have one good friend who still loves to tell a good joke and make us all giggle.
Here are some giggles to make you smile this week. And in the interest of full disclosure, some of these were told to me by my kids or kids we met in campgrounds, so they might be a bit corny.
How is a wife like a hand grenade?
Remove the ring and your house is gone
What day does an egg fear most?
How did Captain Hook die?
He got distracted and wiped his bum with the wrong hand
What’s the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber?
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman
Here are some Donald Trump jokes. He started out as a joke, now he’s the joke, but the joke will be on us if he wins (shudder).
What instrument does Donald Trump play?
Why is it impossible to finish a Donald Trump biography?
Because every page goes back to Chapter 11
How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?
Juan by Juan
What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?
Hair Force One
Whats Donald Trump’s favorite nation?
And finally for the kids going back to school…
Teacher: “Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pink pig give you?”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
This week’s #HappyAct is to tell a joke and bring a smile to someone’s day. I’ll end with this one on this week’s Happy Act:
“They say money doesn’t buy you happiness. Still, it’s always better to verify things for yourself.”