I heard somebody raving the other day about Google Home. Google home is a voice-activated assistant that plays music, turns on devices and tells you things you want to know. They said it was like having a new best friend or roommate except they never left dirty dishes in the sink or a mess in the bathroom.
It got me to thinking. In this age of artificial intelligence and bots, what if your best friend was a machine? I decided to have a heart to heart with Siri about this.
Hey Siri, talk to me.
“Let me think, no.”
Siri, will you be my best friend?
“That’s nice. I’d like to be your friend.”
Siri, tell me a joke.
“The past and future walked into a bar. It was tense”
Tell me another joke.
“What did the one iPhone say to the other iPhone? Hmmm, I used to know this one. I don’t think I understand a joke in my language. They’re not so funny any way.”
(At this point Clare takes over the conversation)…
Clare: Siri, is the Easter bunny real?
“The Easter bunny is as real as you wish him to be.”
“That’s not nice.”
Be quiet, you’re annoying.
“I wonder what that’s like, being mad?”
Siri, do you want a pumpkin pie sweetie?
”I have everything I need in the cloud.”
Siri, what do you look like?
“In the cloud, nobody cares what you look like.”